My neighborhood pets

Is this normal for your neighborhood? It is for mine.

Kitchen Floor

So my landlady noticed that our tile was cracked in a few places and offered to replace that area. She said it might be brighter than the rest because it will be newer but she would match it. THIS DOES NOT MATCH!!!! I also don't care but, I think it's pretty funny.

Gangsta

Gangs are getting really out of control in Los Angeles. This was taken in the violence ridden city of Westwood.

New Rule!!!

I'm going to have to enact a new "you break it you bought it" rule in the household. Because... yeah.

Shopping Carts and Strollers

Dear women pushing strollers. You're kind of aggressive with those strollers. I have been nicked by many a stroller. There's a kid in there so be more careful. And another thing, and this goes for anybody with a shopping cart. Please be aware of your space around you. If a person can't pass by MOVE IT! Hello! Have some courtesy please!

Standing in Line At the Bucks

Oh this is nice. Standing in an absurdly long line at Starbucks, where they must have forgotten that its hotter than a mother outside because the AC is very very low. Plus, yay! What's that I smell? Oh its a homeless person right behind me in line. I'll be breathing through my mouth. I gave him a dollar, so I basically paid to use him in my blog

Beverly Hills Animal Patrol

Every so often you run across someone that you wonder, are you human or are you some sort of animal. That happens to me mostly when encountering people in Beverly Hills. And it doesn't help this observation when they have distorted their faces with plastic surgery and they are creeping around snapping at people.

I live in a construction site

My boyfriend decided to rip up the carpet in our apartment, and underneath is cracky concrete. It's pretty unattractive actually and I'm not sure what the nect step is going to be but hopefully its cleaning.

Hey Bitchy Nurse Chick!

Hi, I didn't go to medical school so don't get all condescending when I don't know what exactly is wrong with me when I am still in the waiting room. That's why I came to the doctor. Plus I was pretty specific so I don't know what your problem is, other than being a total bitch. Hee hee hee.

Boyfriends annoying sports

It seems like every year my boyfriend adds a sport or something sports related to his repitoire of things to be obsessed about that I have no interest in. Its like first football, next fantasy football, then madden, golf, creating a yearly golf tournament for Gods sake, and now it seems basketball. Shitty shit shit

Hair EVERYWHERE!

I am cutting hair now and my school shirts constantly have little pieces of hair in them even though I wash them! So I'm constantly itchy! So very uncomfotable!!! Not fun. This is gonna be my life.

Evil Wires

Everything has a wire now. I'm getting sick of having to battle tangled wires and not enough plugs. Down with wires up with cordless I say!

My hair will not be touched by the likes of you!

The girl who messed up my hair so badly it took 2 months to grow in enough that it could be fixed is callng and texting me to be her hair model again. Umm no. I would rather throw up a yardstick.

Hair Problems

I want really long hair. I'm so tired of my short hair! I want really really long hair. So sad....

Why are commercials all so rediculous? The acting and writing is terrible, and then they are always so happy dappy and corny. I don't understand why advertisers don't understand that if you actually make a good and interesting commercial they will be more successful that a weird chirpy one.

Don't Do What I Do

I needed to cut my toenails pretty badly and I couldn't find any clippers even though I have a ton of them. So I used those really big scissors that you use to cut paper with and I got to the second toenail and ended up cutting a big hole in the next toe over so I quit to stop the bleeding and never went back to it. So I still have really long toenails.

Noisy Bird

I woke up last night at like 3 am because some strange bird was making high pitched sounds I've never heard before. What kind of bird does that in the middle of the night? And its very rude doing it right outside my window.

Good Thing Gary Coleman Wasn't on My List!

Whenever a celebrity dies I have to make sure they're not listed on my people who I dislike list. So inconvenient. Gary Coleman was not on my list, but when we weren't sure if Bret Michaels was gonna die I had to thinks about whether to remove him. Geez, good thing for me he lived!

Just Plain Gripen'

I brushed my teeth but now I'm eating chocolate in bed,
I've watched the whole season of Lie to me on Netflix so I have to wait to watch more
I need to do laundry
And I need to blow my nose but don't have any energy to get out of bed and get a tissue because my body is tired to an unmanageable degree.

Carpooling

Oh my gosh. If we stop one more time on our way to school I'm going to kill someone. This is why you don't carpool!!!