Boyfriend Gripe

I purposefully bought durable plates so that they would survive my boyfriend and they didn't even make it a full 24 hour period before one of them was chipped. Two days before that he fell on our bedroom lamp.

Look At Me I'm Important

Get your bluetooth off your ear people. We don't think you're important, we just see you as desperate.

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Manners

Maybe it is because I work near Beverly Hills, but, WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY HAVE MANNERS? People don't say hi back when you say hi, they don't say thank you, they're texting and on the phone when you are trying to help them... If you are rude to me I'm going to be rude back, I've been in retail way too long to deal with it. Plus, if you're mean to them they'll start being nice to you. It's weird.

Dr. Gripe

I hate going to the doctor. There are an awful lot of times when they can't figure out what is wrong with you. They also don't seem to try very hard either. I have more passion about trying to find the right makeup for someone than they do about finding out what's wrong or finding the right medication. And don't give me the medication that you have a advertised on your pencil holder either. I don't need you giving me a medication just because the drug company that manufactured it sent you on a cruise!

Crazy People Gripe

I was in Target the other day and a woman followed by her husband came walking down the aisle and crashed into the wall in front of her with her cart. Then, she jerked her cart back on track and 2 seconds later crashed into an unmanned cart and just kept pushing it until it was out of her way. What?! What?! What?! OK, it's just beyond me.

Celebrity Gripe

I like making fun of celebs just as much as the next person but, if they are 50 and have a little bit of of cellulite or a gut, leave them alone.

Political Gripe

I Love that FORMER vice president Dick Cheney got mad at PRESIDENT Obama for going over his speech time because it cut into his time! Yeah because the American people really want to hear about the things you've already repeated 100 times, more than what the president has to say.
Also why do the republicans keep suggesting that we are just going to set all of the detainees from Gitmo free when any rational person understands that we are just going to move them to a maximum prison here? I have the answer to that. It's because they think that we are stupid and that we will believe them if they all keep reading from the same script. It's sooo frustrating!!!