This Is A List Of All The Things That Piss Me Off In Life! I Will Talk About Los Angeles Insanity, Celebrities, Crazy People, Politics... And Pretty Much Everything!!!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Personalized Plates


I appreciate people with personalized license plates. When they're driving in a way that annoys me I have a name or phrase to use so it's funnier to me. Like "Hey there, DIVA23, are you doing OK? Have you driven before?" It makes it more, dare I say... personal. I appologize, that was lame.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Hate's A Strong Word

One of my least favorite things is when someone says "hates a strong word" because I've said the word hate. How boring would conversation be if people were so literal about things? Plus, words have the "strength" that the emotion you feel gives it. I can say I love something and actually be sarcastic. Also, to say that to someone as an adult is weird.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

um... is this not the warm-up?

At a concert, and I thought I walked into the opening band warming up by I think it's actually their performance. That's not good. They may want to tweak their performance a bit. The actual band is much better I hope.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Doy aka duh

Oh come on republicans. Politicians and journalists try and have an intelligent conversation with you, and then are intercepted by arguments that defy logic altogether. The thing is, those republicans that are calling the shots don't have any desire to negotiate or look at any other viewpoint. The reason being... money and money and businesses that make them money... and power. Lots and lots of power. No happiness though. That's for sure.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Stay Out Of My Bubble

Attention close talkers, and personal space invaders: If I step back from you when you are talking to me, it's because you are standing uncomfortably close to me. The last thing you should do is step closer, and if it happens a third time I can't even guess why you don't get the hint but, I can't step back again or else I'm going to hurt your feelings. Also please don't stand an inch behind me in line. There's all the room in the world for you to stand so I politely wonder if you could stand anywhere else besides on my ass.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

I find it so sad that there is nothing that hasn't been turned into a business. Health, Religion, Charity etc... Nothing is off limits. People involved don't even consider what they are doing is wrong, it's become somewhat common to respect people for doing whatever it takes to get to the top. Even if it means crawling over people, "it's business" is the excuse and way to shut down anyone questioning them.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Your hard-core Vehicles!


I love when I see sports utility or off-road vehicles avoid potholes.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

People I Find Just Awful Or Incredibly Annoying

I'm going to explain why a couple of people are on my "people who I find just awful or incredibly annoying" list. Sarah Silverman is on there because whining doesn't make you funny, and women have a hard enough time being taken seriously in comedy, so when you get a show because a dude you're messing around with got one for you, and you don't do a good job, it's annoying. Tyra Banks is on there because she thinks she's AMAZING, she's always teaching everyone a lesson, and she's a bad person. And Dick Cheney's on there because I thinks he's a demon.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Walk Faster People Are Waiting For You!

Summer in Los Angeles is INSANE. It's well known that violence get worse during the summer here, but the whole energy of the city is crazy. People start driving crazier, everyone's mad and more problems occur as a result. I am not immune to this, I can't even get all the way down my street without wanting to yell at people for driving slow, taking up both sides of the road, parking a TRUCK in the middle of the road and leaving so I CANNOT pass and have to turn around and find an alternate route. And that's not even counting pedestrians and animals and people with baby carriages and large families. Walk FASTER, people are waiting for you!

Friday, August 14, 2009

Pay Attention If You Want Me To Help You!

At work I am pretty patient but, it only lasts just so long then I actually say can you just pay attention for a second? Or can u just listen to my answer before you ask another question? And other times I just want to wave my hand in front of their face because they zone out while asking a question or during my trying to help them. Very strange. I don't have an hour and a half to figure out the product you are looking for, so PAY ATTENTION!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Hillary Clinton Is Hilarious!


That guy asking Hillary Clinton what her husband says though "her mouthpiece" about the situation was the most condescending statement I have ever heard. I for one LOVED her reaction. She had obviously been dealing with this a lot during the visit, because she had such a visceral reaction! Hilarious. She's like, "my husband is not secretary of state I am". Why don't you sit down sir because you are a moron. I bet it makes you feel like a big man. People were saying she didn't have to react that way and it showed insecurity about being Bill Clinton's wife, but, I think no matter who her husband was, the same question would be asked. She has probably seen horrifying things there. This is a place where FGM is still performed.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Why Do Parents Want To Live Vicariously Through Their Children?

I've never understood why some parents want their kid to do a certain thing with their lives. Like dads' who want their sons to be football players, and live vicariously through them. It's controlling and more than that, it's weird. This is what I have to say to those types of parents: YOU ARE NOT YOU'RE SON OR DAUGHTER, AND NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE COOL IF YOU'RE SON OR DAUGHTER CAN DO SOMETHING WELL!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

LEARN HOW TO DO YOUR JOB!


People are so bad at there jobs sometimes. My car broke down and I thought it was my battery so, I called triple AAA. So a guy came and tried to jump it and couldn't. He said it wasn't the battery and that it was probably the alternator. (At this point I had a mini heart attack inside.) So, he called someone to tow my car because he could only jump and replace batteries. The guy that came to TOW my car came and tried to jump it again and IMMEDIATELY started it (without any problem). Then tells me that it's DEFINITELY the battery. (I'm very happy about this). So then he is nicely teaching the first guy who's still there how he started my car, and then showed him how to put my battery in properly. It's just really funny to me because on the first guys truck it says "Battery Testing And Replacement". So his entire job is to figure out if you need a new battery. WOW. Moral of the story: don't trust ANYONE to know what they are doing.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

People I Find Just Awful or Incredibly Annoying


So, I have the list "People I find just awful or incredibly annoying", and I'm going to be periodically giving a brief description of why I have added them. So, I just added George Lopez because I was just watching him talking about his HBO "comedy" special and he came off incredibly racist. That's why he was added but, he further annoyed me by coming off arrogant, narcissistic, and angry. Reverse racism is still racism.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Obama Didn't Cause This Mess, So Let Him Try And Clean It Up!

I knew that it would eventually happen that people would forget that Obama wasn't the one that got us into all of these messes that we are in, he's just got to try and fix it. And it's just so messed up because we had the most incompetant person besides a mentally diabled person running the country before him. So now he's trying to fix things and everyone's standing in his way. While simultaneously asking why things aren't better yet. It's like mind boggling. I swear he gets questioned more on certain things than Bush did. And Bush couldn't even speak publically without completely making a fool of himself and the country.