This Is A List Of All The Things That Piss Me Off In Life! I Will Talk About Los Angeles Insanity, Celebrities, Crazy People, Politics... And Pretty Much Everything!!!

Monday, September 28, 2009


I've never understood therapists or psychiatrists who don't have any sort of mental disorder. It's like someone running AA meetings who have never had a drinking problem. It doesn't make ANY sense to me. They tell you the most silly things to do, that would only work if you were just going through a bout of depression rather that actually "having" depression. There is the exception as with anything, but I would only go to someone who has been diagnosed with depression. Otherwise, I know more than you so what am I paying you for?

Thursday, September 24, 2009

The Saw Movies

There's yet another SAW movie. They are so disturbing, I think even serial killers are put off by them. They're probably like Oh no that's just too much.

inappropriate Temperature

It is so hot that my TV says, "the system is experiencing above-normal temperatures. Unless corrected, it will shut itself off." I wish I could go away from here until its cooler.

Update: My cable box actually blew out. So the heat actually broke my cable box.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Hippies Are High-Maintenance

Hippies are high-maintenance. By that I mean the Los Angeles type hippies of this generation. The ones I'm talking about are VERY picky about everything like food, skincare, the proper way to recycle, etc... It's funny because they're supposed to be laid back and able to live off of nothing, like the hippies of the 70's. But, these are the rich hippies who aren't really hippies. The ones that spend a lot of money to make it look like they don't spend a lot, and want to be able to talk about all that they do to live as natural as possible. At work I avoid them because every time I try and help them it's so difficult to figure out what they want because nothing's ever good enough or natural enough, and they have the most complicated questions about ingredients that they MUST know that nobody else besides them would know about.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Taking Someone Off The List

I hate when I have to take someone off my list of people who are just awful or just incredibly annoying. I'm going to take Lady Gaga off temporarily b/c I like her new song a lot and also I think that she's actually mentally unstable. So, there we are, also Kanye West should be added but, I like his music too much to add him and his mom died. But, he really just needs to stop talking because he just is VERY unlikeable when he speaks.

Friday, September 18, 2009

I Just Don't Like Doing Things.

I don't like doing anything that I'm SUPPOSED to do, especially when it requires me to pay money for something I don't care about, or makes me have to schedule an appointment. I also hate the process of paying bills. It really shouldn't be as hard as it is! There's always an extra fee for something too, like paying over the phone or if heaven forbid it's late. (And if you pay "day of", make sure you're paying on time IN THE CORRECT TIME ZONE, which is one of those mind boggling things that nobody can keep track of or do correctly). Everything that as a responsible adult you're supposed to do sucks and usually means that you have to go through five annoying steps in order to get it done.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I Don't Know If I could Accidentally Admit To Murder

I don't quite understand how this girl accused of the Knox murder could have admitted guilt for murdering her and later say that she was bullied into admitting it and that she's not guilty. Not only is that just very ridiculous and convenient for her but, also there is NO way in HELL that someone could get me to FALSELY ADMIT GUILT for MURDER. That's absurd.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I'm Alarmed

My elevator has a sign in it that says " if doors do not open do not become alarmed, push alarm and wait for assistance". They really need to change the verbage somewhere in that sentence because I'm frankly confused about what emotion I'm supposed to feel.

Oh This Is Going To Be Painful

Having a car is a lot of work and money. I just had to get my smog check and of course it didn't pass. But, the annoying thing is that it didn't fail the emissions part of it, it was the functional part, which might just be the check engine light and something else very trivial. Gimmee a break California. Do you really care that my check engine light is on? It's been on for like two years. Now once I get that fixed I have to go back and get another smog check, which is $60 by the way. Then I have to pay my registration. If it's not putting out smog, why the hassle? Oh it's because EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD HAS SO MANY RULES AND PROCEDURES THAT ALL BOIL DOWN TO MONEY THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO TEAR MY HAIR OUT. It's just like when you try and call a service line for a company. You have to know that it's going to be a HORRIBLE process and you're not ever going to get your way.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Can We Get Some Actual Article's In Women's Mags Please?

Have you ever noticed that womens' magazines are either just advertisements or it's about New York City parties talking about people I've never heard of but are apparantly the upper echalante. Oooooorrrr it's about makeup, staying or getting thin.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Oh Good, Football season!

Oh yay! Football season.... My boyfriend of Five years didn't watch football for the first two years we were living together. Now, he not only watches football but, he's in FOUR fantasy football leagues. I am not a football fan, I respect the game, but just could not give any sort of crap about it. From now on when he tries talking to me about it I'm going to hold up a typed out document about how I'm not contractually obligated to care because when we entered into this relationship, I didn't know football was going to be part of the package.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Streets Do Not Jog.

Streets shouldn't be allowed to jog. If I have to get off of say "Main St", and turn on a different street in order to turn back onto Main St., that's a different street.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Americans Are Lazy?

Wouldn't work be a thousand times easier if you didn't have to commute? We all work way too much. We work an average of 40 hours a week, and if you add in hour long lunches every day and the hour it takes to get to work and back, that's really more like 50 hours. Then, some people have 2 jobs. We're not made to work that much. That's why people get sick so often and age so fast. Plus we get a week or two of paid vacation rather than a month like other countries. No good. Funny how people call Americans lazy. I don't think that's very accurate.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Being Poor Sucks!

I'm sick of being POOR! But, I'm as happy as anyone else so who cares? Well, I do, I want to have enough money to at least do normal things without having a panic attack! I can't blame the economy though, I was this way long before that!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Right Brain Versus Left Brain

I have figured out that the reason why I am so bad with names of everything is because I'm a right brained person. I've also figured out a lot about myself and others by looking up how right brained people think versus left brained people. So that's it, I have an excuse for everything now, YAY! I wonder why there isn't prejudice and war about right brain versus left brain.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

How Do LA Fires And Hippies Go Together?

The fires in California are rediculous. I can't help but think that these fires happen every year around the same time and yet it takes forever to put them out. We have a satellite orbiting in space to beam info around the world and yet we can't seem to find a way to put out our fires. Then I remember that this is California, I bet it's some b.s. hippie excuse about saving water.