Hippies Are High-Maintenance

Hippies are high-maintenance. By that I mean the Los Angeles type hippies of this generation. The ones I'm talking about are VERY picky about everything like food, skincare, the proper way to recycle, etc... It's funny because they're supposed to be laid back and able to live off of nothing, like the hippies of the 70's. But, these are the rich hippies who aren't really hippies. The ones that spend a lot of money to make it look like they don't spend a lot, and want to be able to talk about all that they do to live as natural as possible. At work I avoid them because every time I try and help them it's so difficult to figure out what they want because nothing's ever good enough or natural enough, and they have the most complicated questions about ingredients that they MUST know that nobody else besides them would know about.