Don't Pick A Fight With Me When I'm At Work

It pisses me off so bad when a customer will pick a fight or be demeaning to me while I'm at work. What kind of pansy does that? I can't say what I really want because I'm at work, and you would tell on me and try to get me fired the instant I gave you ANY attitude back. They do it on purpose because they can get out all their aggression on someone who can't talk back to them so they feel good about themselves. How sad for them.

Smug Little Bird...

Republicans vs. 2 year olds

Whenever there is any kind of change proposed, republicans sit back on there haunches, fold there arms and say NO. Do they have any ideas then instead of the one proposed? "NO". O.K. then I guess we'll just do NOTHING then. Awesome. Good idea.

The best advice I can give is to not listen to anyone's advice.

Fuckers Like This

Starbucks

Have you ever been here before? When you are standing in a loooong line full of people, read the menu so you know what you want when you get to the front. Try not to ask a billion questions. It is a drink. Also, if I get stuck behind someone who works at a hospital and is ordering 12 drinks for everyone they work with and paying seperately... I can't even say

LA Traffic

There's no good lane to be in when taking main streets in LA. Because if you're in the left lane: say someone needs to turn left and there's no turn lane, they have to wait for oncoming traffic to stop so they can turn. If you are in the right lane: they may be turning right, then they have to wait for all of the pedestrians (and there are ALWAYS pedestrians) until they can turn. Either way you're screwed! Just don't ever be in a rush to get anywhere. Ever.

Wow, You Look Like A Mannequin

Wow do some people put in WAY too much effort in their looks. People will do some crazy stuff to themselves to fix a "problem" they have with themselves. People walk around after getting plastic surgery with blood and puss coming out of their face. To me this seems very opposite of their intentions. They got plastic surgery to look better, but they're walking around looking crazy.

Cop show witnesses

why is it that in crime shows when cops are interviewing someone, the person they're interviewing always ends the conversation? Wouldn't it be the other way around? They're always like "excuse me", and then they walk away. They're talking about a murder and then they like, take a call or something. It's very funny to me.

I guess I can't be nice to pigeons anymore.

So, pigeons made some babies on my porch. Oh how cute. No! Don't be fooled as I was. Mites infested my house. Do u know how much cleaning is involved in getting rid of mites? Well, let me just tell you it's extensive.

The Douche Bags of Orange County

I DO NOT LIKE ORANGE COUNTY. There's something about the people there... Oh yeah, they are very shallow, judgmental,insecure and disgusting human beings. I was on set of a reality show at a mansion in Huntington Beach and the owner of the mansion, who is in his 20's and had NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SHOW besides lending his house out, was the biggest douche in the entire world. He was the type that although very unattractive would yell out things like "Ladies my bedroom is the first door on the left so you can all meet me up there after the party". He had like 7 other douche bag guys living there too. There were no redeeming qualities about them at all really.

Method Acting Is Lame

You know what REALLY annoys me? When actors "become" the character that they are portraying. And want people to call them by their character name and treat them like the character even when they are living their day to day lives. It's O.K. to use method acting if that's what works for you. But, when you go to the extreme mentioned above, you're probably a little crazy and not such a good actor. Because a good actor ACTS; they don't go all crazy train and "become" someone. Weirdos.

Cheeseyness

Why is it that cop drama show or movies always have those cheesey lines especially when they enter a crime scene? Like... I guess we're late to the party or something equally as wierd,? Does anyone think that's funny? I guess so b/c its pretty standard.

Pop Quiz

O.K. let me ask a question: If you are running a business and have to cut your employees hours because business is down do you? a. Give people LOTS of hours even if they don't need or want
them?
b. Hire MORE employees?
c. Give people a hard time when they request time off or are
sick and can't come in?
d. None of the above.
Funny thing is, this seems like a common sense answer that, you would mark (d). But, if you work at my job, the actual answer is a,b, and c. Now, they would argue that we were short staffed because people left so they had to hire more people. Which, in a normal economy would be accurate, and also, if you were scheduling employees to their maximum amount of hours it would be accurate. But, since people are begging for hours and others want to work LESS, it seems pretty FUCKING logical to me that you have an opportunity to make everyone happy! Yeah, that does make sense. Maybe it makes too much sense. Let's do the exact opposite.

The Funnier You Are, The More Intelligent and Interesting I See You.

I don't understand people who don't have a sense of humor. I have to admit that if someone doesn't have a sense of humor they seem less intelligent and boring to me. The funnier you are, the more intelligent and interesting I see you. I have noticed that sarcasm is one of those things that not everyone understands either. The reason this frustrates me is that because I am always sarcastic and/or joking around, people misunderstand me; and then I have to take time to explain to them what I am talking about. What's even MORE annoying than THAT is that if I know someone doesn't have a sense of humor I won't be sarcastic with them or joke to much with them, but, then they hear me with other people who DO have a sense of humor and they either think I'm mean or crazy or something. Moral of my story: If you don't have a sense of humor either figure out how to get one, or don't judge me or make me spend my valuable time explaining myself to you. Just sit their in your idiotic confusion and be quiet.

Haven't You Ever Played Telephone?

Don't believe everything you read or hear or else you're more ignorant than a child who has played "telephone". So people who will kill, die, or betray loved ones, etc because of something you've read or heard you're a retard.

People Lack Conscience and Integrity and I Have No Patience For That.

I don't understand how people can sleep at night when they have such a profound negative impact on peoples lives. I'm talking about people in power that don't care about anything or anyone but themselves; and making money so that they can be as powerful as possible. Lobbyists, politicians, big business are all guilty of this. George Bush had lobbyists for food companies working for the FDA. Ummm... what? That doesn't make any sense. There is really too much to even go into without me having a heart attack from the corruption that goes on EVERYWHERE. People lack conscience and integrity and I have no patience for that.

Sorry I didn't mean To Look At Your Boobs

Why are name tags always worn on the chest? It's a lose-lose situation all around. Because either way they're wondering why you are looking at their chest. And there are only two options; you've either forgotten their name or you're looking at their chest.

I have to stop being so nice to people.

I have to stop being so nice to people. It sucks that I have to do that but it's just that people see it as a weakness and then they think that they can say whatever they want to me, or TRY and take advantage of me. Then, they get all shocked when I say something back to them because I'm a nice person and I never start drama with people. So then they find out that I am a terrific arguer and REALLY good at putting people in their place. It's weird that people who are bitchy all the time get away with it, but, if I reciprocate they go nuts because they can dish it out but, they can't take it. That's what happens when you have to deal with people of lower intelligence levels than yours.

I Wish People Came With Little Warning Tags

I wish people came with little warning tags. Like for example, one could say "Warning! I don't have a sense of humor!" That would be extremely helpful, PLUS it would help them be self aware of their problems! Another example could be, "Warning! I am going through some shit right now so don't bother me." Now see that's another one that would be extremely helpful all around! All parties would benefit from that for sure. I would also like to see: "I'm lying, I have no live experience, I am insecure and take it out on other people, I'm rich and horrible, and I am a bad person. There's something to this I think...

No Psycho, I don't Speak Your Language. Do You Speak Mine? No? Well I guess You Can't Be Mad At Me Then Can You?

I don't quite relate to people who are visiting or living in the U.S. who don't speak English, that get annoyed with ME for not understanding what they are saying. This will happen a fair amount at my work when I am trying to figure out what they are saying using some sort of charades communication system. Now, I am patient and I genuinely try and figure out what they need. But, DO NOT roll your eyes or ask me in an annoyed tone if I speak: Korean, Russian, French, Spanish, Italian, etc. Are you kidding me? This is L.A. psycho, do you have any idea how many languages I would have to speak in order to communicate with everyone? I have had people ask me in a suprised tone "You don't speak _____(insert language here)?" The last thing that I would EVER think to do when in another country would be to get annoyed with someone and be rude to them because they don't speak English.
I'm like "You don't speak English?!" But then, I don't think they probably get the sarcasm.

Attn. Religious Fanatics Of All Kinds

Chill out. Thank you, that is all.

I Mean Shit, I Gotta Eat

I don't know if I know anyone my age that has a good credit score and/ or has a lot of debt. I say 'and/or' because you can have a lot of debt and still have a good credit score but, you are still more in debt than the homeless guy outside the gas station down the street. It's become impossible to live without a good credit score because we are no longer capable of buying the necessities of life without it. So now we are the generation of the "fuck its". We can't pay our credit debt off but, we have to live so we just have to ignore collectors phone calls or just keep increasing our debt. There're so many people that are being forced to do that especially now with the large amounts of people losing their jobs and the economy bottoming out! It'll be interesting to see whether getting an apartment, a loan, or job with bad credit will be easier because of the mass amounts of people that will all be in the same boat.

Rules Are Made To Be Broken... Obviously.

I get so aggravated with people who can't or don't bend the rules. I don't know if they don't know how to or what, but it really bothers me. They're so illogical, and they don't want to help people out or just be cool about something. Rules are great and needed but, there are circumstances where they don't apply. It's just unintelligent to not understand that. There's of course perameters in which you need to do this, and there are rules that should never be broken but, in life there are all sorts of different situations that need different responses. And the people that wrote the rules probably thought that the people implementing be smart enough to know that.

Come On Food Companies, Is it Ever Enough Money For You?

So, organic food tastes better. I'm really surprised. I feel better mentally and physically, I don't get indigestion anymore, and my skin looks better! I guess I don't really need to ask this question but, why isn't everything done in this way? Oh, is it money? There's a surprise! I mean I love bad food just as much as anyone else, and I still want it to be an option but, it's just so mass produced that you have to go out of your way to eat organic. But, you can't make it dirt cheap and mass produce it so it doesn't help the bottom line. So the food companies will just let us get diseases and die! But, they'll be rich so yay for them!

Don't Mess Up This Opportunity Democrats...Geez!

Democrat politicians, you need to stop letting Republicans push you around. Health care reform is an necessity so stop with this bi-partisan reaching across the aisle Mother Teresa stuff. It's great to do that to a point but remember that the Republicans were never bi-partisan when their president was in office, so get your policies pushed through now and stop delaying. Democrats you have the majority for God's sake! This is your one opportunity to do something we need desperately so don't mess it up. So annoying!