This Is A List Of All The Things That Piss Me Off In Life! I Will Talk About Los Angeles Insanity, Celebrities, Crazy People, Politics... And Pretty Much Everything!!!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Either Way I Complain!

So I've desperately needed hours at work for months now, actually almost a year, so I've been complaining about hours that whole time. Now I'm getting AWESOME hours, so can I now go back to complaining about working too much or is that in bad taste?

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Thanks California!!!

I got an "Intercept Notice-Tax Refund". It says: "the City of Los Angeles will intercept your state tax refund to pay your parking fines." So you're going to tell me that you're going to not pay me my already 8 MONTHS LATE tax refund because I'm late paying my parking ticket? That's REAL shady, our state must be real proud of itself trying desperately to figure out ways not to pay their tax refunds. I already am paying 3 times the amount of the original ticket because I'm late paying it, THAT'S THE PUNISHMENT!!! I have to pay it in order to renew my registration anyway lame asses! Calm down!

Seattle People Rock, LA People Lame!

I was just visiting Seattle and the people there were so nice and friendly so there were no problems (because nobody's TRYING to make any), that when I got back to LA it was a big snapback to reality. As soon as I stepped through the terminal if you looked at someone they were looking at you with a chip on their shoulder. No more friendly conversation with strangers that's for sure! I recommend Seattle people all move here. I went back to work and got the usual Beverly Hills shopping crowd which I can't really describe, young to old they're mostly all just kind of unpleasant to deal with. But, in Seattle I would probably end up commiting suicide because of all the rain like everyone else so nevermind!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

What Did This Guy Do To You?

A flock of geese flew by overhead and were sqwalking, and this woman passing by said to a guy she was with, "I wish I had my BB gun." Seriously? Is the second of noise bothering you that much? Plus, satan you're a woman, be a little less heartless and vulgar. What a wierdo.

I Know There's Something Wrong With Me

I'm so different than everyone else that it makes long periods of social interaction complicated. Short bouts and you would never know the difference. I'm just a loner I guess, with the excepion of few.

Friday, October 23, 2009

A Geography Lesson

Shit, I have a stopover in Oakland on my way to Seattle and I had no idea that if it was in California. Also, I don't know if I should brush up on geography but, I was kind of thinking Seattle was on the East coast for some reason. Its an educational experience so far. I hope I get to see the White House!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Who Does This???

So I lost my cat which is devestating. She must have fallen off the balcony. So there's all these posters around my neighborhood with her picture and stuff. Get this, a little old lady called and left a message about how she saw the flier up and she thinks that the coyotes probably got the cat. So she didn't see my cat get eaten by coyotes, this is just her theory on what happened.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

My goodness my heart hurts. I wish we could hold on to our loved ones forever.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Overdraft Fees

One of the things I hate most about the world is overdraft fees. There's no reason they need to give you 5 $35 overdraft fees for a total of fifty dollars that you went over just because they were broken up into 5 different transactions. Greedy banks are so horriblle.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

I think my cat has asthma

Can cats have allergies? My cat is like sneazing and coughing, and breathing all heavy. Its not all the time and she's very diva-like so I'm pretty sure its just to get attention. She's like that girl who gets "hurt" while playing sports and really milks it even though everyone knows she's not really that hurt. That's like my cat believe it or not.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Crazy Pregnant Lady's

If you are pregnant, don't make your crazy emotions my problem. You need to realize that you are more sensitive than you usually are, and breathing heavier-gross- so you need to stop freaking out on random people. Go home, put your feet up and give your attitude to who really deserves it, your husband

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

When do you figure out youre the asshole?

At what point do you figure out that maybe it's you that's the problem? There's this woman that shops at my work that has complained about 14 of the 16 people that work there, all at different times. She's the most maliscious evil woman I've dealt with which is saying a lot when you work in West Hollywood/ Bevery Hills area. Its just funny because we are a really customer oriented store so I can't imagine how going through life must be for her. I should have forcefully hugged her.

Monday, October 12, 2009

What are White People Doing in My Neighborhood?

I've lived in my mostly all hispanic neighborhood for almost four years now, and now I've noticed a bunch of white people popping up all over the place and I'm like, "whatchu doin here white boy?" But I'm white so I'm not sure I can pull that off so I'll stop.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Thinking Ahead

I've had a couple of accidents the past few days that could have been avoided had I given it some forethought. I was in the middle of helping a customer at work when I got gum stuck in my temporary crown. The gum got underneath the crown, so I was trying to work it out while consulting with this person and not let her know what I was doing. Then today I was waxing my eyebrows and I got wax in a big chunk of eyebrow that I didn't want removed and had to re-melt it while on my face to get it out. I am a little impulsive and like to get everything done fast once I figure out what I want done so I run into problems like this pretty often.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Where Did This Arm Fat Come From?

So I'm 27 years old now and I have to say, I've got an extra 15 lbs on me that's not at all attractive. I used to have no problem at all with my arms, but now my upper arms are gross looking in pictures. No good! I never had a problem with my weight but now I have to do something or else I'm going down a terrible path!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Customer Service Calls

I don't think anything has ever made me more mad then when you've been waiting for a long time for customer representitive to answer and they accidentally disconnect you. So then you have to call back and wait the same amount of time again to get your question answered. And if you're willing to go through the annoyance of having to call and be routed around it's probably something important because otherwise you would avoid calling in the first place.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Danika Patrick makes bad endorsement decisions

I've decided that the "Go Daddy" commercials are the lamest commercials I've ever seen that have nothing to do with what they are advertising. And also, Danika Patrick makes extremely poor decisions on what to endorse. She not only does that but she does another commercial that's equally as lame.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

work work work!

Does anyone actually like their job enough in America to not have vacation time and shorter days like the rest of the world? I'm not sure when we stopped being a democratic country and became a capitolist country that has no values besides making money and "its business" became an excuse to do terrible things to people. It makes everyone angry, sick and tired.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

This one is Not Funny, sorry!

I've decided that LA in all aspects is a rip-off. I've never experienced so many fees and fines for EVERYTHING! I've decided to start paying what I can to live comfortably, and just rack up debt. Because I have no other options. I've been hit from all sides recently and even with a lot of help I'm back to barely holding my head above water. So rent is going to have to wait, my registration is going to be expired and I have to be Ok with it bc I have no other options but to be OK with it. Thanks for letting me rant, I will go back to trying to make you laugh tomorrow!!!

Friday, October 2, 2009

Why haven't I Ever Gotten Nitrus Oxide At The Dentist?

I don't want to go to the dentist. Is it just me or is novocain just not an acceptable form of painkiller for such an unpleasant procedure? The vibration of the drill against bone is just horrible. Plus the shot in the mouth to administer it is not the greatest feeling either. Plus people are inches away from your face for like an hour while someone sucks up your drool.

I was broke before the economy failed

I always hear people talking about how they don't have money to spend like they used to because of the economy and they're having to cut back. I wanna be like listen shitheads I was broke BEFORE the economy went south, now its just like I'm slummin it. So don't tell me you can't get that new car you were going to get because your company isn't giving out bonuses this year. My car doesn't have a working horn.