I was broke before the economy failed

I always hear people talking about how they don't have money to spend like they used to because of the economy and they're having to cut back. I wanna be like listen shitheads I was broke BEFORE the economy went south, now its just like I'm slummin it. So don't tell me you can't get that new car you were going to get because your company isn't giving out bonuses this year. My car doesn't have a working horn.