Beverly Hills Animal Patrol

Every so often you run across someone that you wonder, are you human or are you some sort of animal. That happens to me mostly when encountering people in Beverly Hills. And it doesn't help this observation when they have distorted their faces with plastic surgery and they are creeping around snapping at people.

I live in a construction site

My boyfriend decided to rip up the carpet in our apartment, and underneath is cracky concrete. It's pretty unattractive actually and I'm not sure what the nect step is going to be but hopefully its cleaning.

Hey Bitchy Nurse Chick!

Hi, I didn't go to medical school so don't get all condescending when I don't know what exactly is wrong with me when I am still in the waiting room. That's why I came to the doctor. Plus I was pretty specific so I don't know what your problem is, other than being a total bitch. Hee hee hee.

Boyfriends annoying sports

It seems like every year my boyfriend adds a sport or something sports related to his repitoire of things to be obsessed about that I have no interest in. Its like first football, next fantasy football, then madden, golf, creating a yearly golf tournament for Gods sake, and now it seems basketball. Shitty shit shit

Hair EVERYWHERE!

I am cutting hair now and my school shirts constantly have little pieces of hair in them even though I wash them! So I'm constantly itchy! So very uncomfotable!!! Not fun. This is gonna be my life.

Evil Wires

Everything has a wire now. I'm getting sick of having to battle tangled wires and not enough plugs. Down with wires up with cordless I say!

My hair will not be touched by the likes of you!

The girl who messed up my hair so badly it took 2 months to grow in enough that it could be fixed is callng and texting me to be her hair model again. Umm no. I would rather throw up a yardstick.

Hair Problems

I want really long hair. I'm so tired of my short hair! I want really really long hair. So sad....

Why are commercials all so rediculous? The acting and writing is terrible, and then they are always so happy dappy and corny. I don't understand why advertisers don't understand that if you actually make a good and interesting commercial they will be more successful that a weird chirpy one.

Don't Do What I Do

I needed to cut my toenails pretty badly and I couldn't find any clippers even though I have a ton of them. So I used those really big scissors that you use to cut paper with and I got to the second toenail and ended up cutting a big hole in the next toe over so I quit to stop the bleeding and never went back to it. So I still have really long toenails.