Call Someone ELSE to Get Your Butt Kissed

Can't do it! Nope! Can't suck up to people. I am an actress and I can't even do it. It makes me feel gross. Mostly, I think it's because I've always had a problem with authority, especially when the person isn't smart enough to be above me or they've screwed me over. Plus, I'm not here to stroke your ego, so don't fish for compliments either. If I compliment people it's organic, or if I want to make someone feel better; not to get ahead in life.