Cops

Why do cops have to be complete arrogant disrespectful douche bags when they are speaking to everyone? I think this is probably what the manual for cops looks like for interacting with the public during routine traffic stops: #1. walk up to the car looking like you're about to take down a rapist even though it's probably a 100 lb. girl or an old man. #2 make sure you make them feel like they HAVE just killed or raped somebody even though they just made an illegal u-turn or have a headlight out. #3 Make them try to guess why they've been pulled over. #4 Be a dick as much as possible during the conversation even if the person is being cooperative. #5 Take as much time as possible writing the ticket while back in your police car so that the person who you are writing the ticket for is forced to wait. Do this especially if they are being pulled over for speeding and are going to be late for work. #6 Give the ticket to the person and be sure to TEACH THEM A LESSON in an annoying way. #7 Go back to police car feeling as much self satisfaction as possible while totally missing the someone getting mugged behind you.